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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

sebelum VS selepas

perkara~
-ANGKATKAN BEG-
SEBELUM kawen-
Come sayang,let me carry the bag for u.Kesian u..

SELEPAS kawen-
Beg u pon u malas nak bawak!len kali jgn bwk beg ah!

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-TERSUNGKUR BATU-
SEBELUM kawen-
Sayang,intan payung,,u ok tak darling??bodoh punye batu!

SELEPAS kawen-
Jalan betul2 la..mata letak kat ,mana??lutut?batu punye besar tu pon tak nampak??

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-PAKAI SEXY-
SEBELUM kawen-
Lawanye u pakai baju ni!Seksi!turn on i..macam nak gigit2 u sekarang jugak!

SELEPAS kawen-
Ni ape ni..t***k terjojol,nampak longkang,dengan badan berlipat-lipat,tak malu eh??

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-MANJA DI PUBLIC-
SEBELUM kawen-
Manjanye sayang i ni,cium sikit sayang,firm nye pipi u..

SELEPAS kawen-
Oi!orang tgk ah..tunggu balik rumah bole tak??tak malu eh??

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-KEMPUNAN-
SEBELUM kawen-
U nak makan beger Ramly,ok esok i masuk JB belikan eh sayang..

SELEPAS kawen-
Burger Mcdonald pon same pe!jgn cerewet ah!makan je!

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-KECANTIKAN-
SEBELUM kawen-
cantiknye u hari ni..eye shadow u lawa la,,berseri-seri muke you..

SELEPAS kawen-
Ape ni make up macam tepung gomak!?wayang pekji pon kalah tau..bulan-bulan asik beli make up je!

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-KEKAYAAN-
SEBELUM kawen-
U takde banyak duit pon i tetap sayang u..duet tak menjamin kabahagiaan kite..

SELEPAS kawen-
Tu la!dulu tanak belajar betul2,,sekarang baru menyesal..duit tong sampah bulan ni camane??

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-SEKS-
SEBELUM kawen-
Kalo kite kawen hari-hari i nak main dengan u..

SELEPAS kawen-
Eh i penat tau! ingat i robot ke??gatal!

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-KESABARAN-
SEBELUM kawen-
Sudahla sayang,jgn merajuk eh,memang salah i!i ni matahir tak gune!maafkan i ye sayang..jgn merajuk lagi.,ok??

SELEPAS kawen-
Salah u, u nak suruh i ckp sorry..banyak cantik muke you!Dah buat salah tanak ngaku..tau nak merajuk je!lantak lah..tak kuase aku!

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-MASAKAN-
SEBELUM kawen-
Sedapnye u masak.(even taksedap!)

SELEPAS kawen-
Mak u tak ajar masak ke??ni nasik lemak ke nasik basi??

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-DUET NO PROBLEM-
SEBELUM kawen-
Sayang kite makan kat restoren mahal tu ea..mahal takpela,sekali sekala..

SELEPAS kawen-
Mak oi! pe mahal?mee goreng mamak pak kasiim lagi sedap,tak mo ah!

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-LUV PEGI LUV BALIK-
SEBELUM kawen-
bye sayang,luv u too..Miss u lah sayang(padahal baru semalam jumpe)

SELEPAS kawen-
Ah,ok bye,tak boleh lah,,kawan i ade ni..bye lah bye lah

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-PEGORBANAN-
SEBELUM kawen-
Takpe sayang,i tak kesah,i sanggup buat apa je untuk u,,il fetch u later eh?

SELEPAS kawen-
You ni takde kepale otak ke?yang i ni baru balik keje,penat!Apa salahnye u balik sendiri,manje sangat ah!

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-BUANG ANGIN-
SEBELUM kawen-
You kentot eh sayang?hehehee cute la u ni..*cubit-cubit*

SELEPAS kawen-
Oi! asal bole kentot je eh..*pukul-pukul badan*

BASTARD!

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST
: BASTARD!!!!!
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